I'm a copywriter + creative. I hate advertising, which makes me good at it.

I run a popular Bernie Sanders parody twitter, and made a weird, webby-award winning game show (I'm the television).

Recent Work

Concepting, writing, and pitching responses to all sorts of RFPs, from video to branding to 360 campaigns for Stink Studios. Retainer work on a number of ongoing projects for Google, Amazon, and Nike.

Before that, lots of branding, show campaigns, short-form TV content, interstitials, promos and commercials for VICELAND, the TV channel from VICE.

The photo on the left

It came with this squarespace template. I wonder what he's looking at. What he's doing now. If he's happy.